Season Two

Season Two: The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask

First Encounter: Season Two follows Chris as he takes the controller and dives into his very first journey into The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask. Each bi-weekly discussion is woven with recorded game play, creating immersive episodes in which you feel the moment’s emotional impact. If you miss the magic of playing through impactful, story driven games for the first time, this series was made for you.

Majora’s Mask Ep. 31: The Water Temple

We can no longer delay the inevitable and I say if you're gonna do it, do it right, so we knock out the water temple in record time.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 30: Dry Bones and Wet Beavers

We revisit Ikana Graveyard in order to beat up a giant skeleton and inherit their undead army. We also run into some racing beavers.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 29: The Dog Whisperer

I don't have a sword, but we're still able to chat up some athletic dogs, get kidnapped by a giant turtle, and run into some exploding Gorons.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 28: Rock Sirloin With a Side of Frog Legs

We continue our adventures by grabbing a slimy new hat, take yet another trip back to Snowhead. and steal someone's room key.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 27: Is It Wrong to Pick Up Bottles in Another Shop?

Today we play some duck hunt in Clock Town, but we also check out the swamp, the swamp, and the swamp. Hmm.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 26: Christopher’s Web

You may have heard the old adage "Kill two spiders with one Link", and I think you see where this is going. Today we evict some eight-legged tenants and clean up the spider house (and do some other stuff as well).

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 25: E-Pony Antics

Time to handle some much needed to-dos as we nab some new masks and cross some names out of our bomber notebook.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 24: Marine Biology

We continue through the Pirate Fortress in our quest for the seven eggs, but the clock is counting down and- Hey, if I turn back time, the eggs I found won't disappear, right?

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 23: Pirates of the Great Bay: Curse of the Weird Eggs

We break into that sexy pirate fortress, blow up a few times, get kicked out a few times, and find a weird egg.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 22: You Got the Spunk, but Have You Got the Moxie?

We take our hot new Zora bod for a spin, get the lowdown on the diva's lost voice and weird eggs, and meet a whole lotta poivoits.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 21: Chateau Milkies and Caviar Memes

We race for the gold and enjoy it so much that we repeat twelve times. Skip the first twenty minutes. After that it's alllll egg in my face.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 20: Hero of Milk



We break into Great Bay to find a corpse, try our hand at some FPS milk defense action, and FINALLY get into the milk bar for some finely aged milk.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 19: Invasion of the Hidden Valley Ranch

We return to the ranch to see what other mischief we can get up to. It was a good call, because this time we have an alien invasion to discourage!

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 18: Romani Ranch 100% Speedrun

What can I say except you're welcome? I checked out Romani Ranch so you wouldn't have to. There's not a whole lot going on, so we probably won't be back here. 

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 17: The Amazing Race

Spring has come to Goron Village, we earn the powder keg badge, win some races, and pursue some bumblefuckery.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 16: A Cold Day in Hell

Our 100% perfect Snowhead Temple run continues, and thankfully, concludes. I stand victorious, a champion among the  ̶s̶a̶v̶e̶d̶  fairies. Remains in hand, I saunter out of the cleared temple, Haney's mouth agape in admiration. 

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 15: Snow Way Home

We finally penetrate Snowhead Temple to begin dungeoning and it goes about as well as you'd expect. Chris absolutely crushes it and Haney is very impressed. 

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 14: STFU Sweet Prince

We head back to Goronville and finally locate the chief, learn a new song, put the populace to sleep with our drum beats, and open the path to Snowhead Temple. We also begin our month long break, but we'll be back in your ears soon enough!

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 13: Kafei Unmasked

Our plans for Majora's Mask are rerouted after our save file decides to turn back time. The hunt for the missing Kafei continues, this time with results.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 12: Grave Mistakes

After our only plan is derailed, we head to the snowy north where everyone is upset and nipples abound.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 11: The Case of the Lost Kafei

Detective Chris pulls on his deerstalker cap and begins sleuthing for the missing Kafei.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 10: A Fool and His Rupees

Fresh from the victory of Woodfall Temple, we head back to Clock Town where Chris makes some poor financial decisions.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 9: Swamp Temple Tantrums

Chris dominates the swamp temple and rescues a Deku princess without needing that stupid map.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 8: The Dancer’s Successor

We're back in the saddle, smashing through quests, and sprinting toward Woodfall Temple.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 7: Monkey Business

What. A. Mess. Join Chris as he wages war against the Southern Swamp, gets into amateur gardening, and just goes ape.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 6: Welcome to Ze Swamp

We dive into the swamp, run from werewolves, save a witch, and take boat tours in Chris's guide to Majora's Mask.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 5: Escaping Clock Town

We get the fanciest new mask before breaking out of Clock Town and exploring the very dangerous fields of Termina.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 4: Hylian Vibin’

We explore Clock Town as a human child today and begin meeting the inhabitants proper. Some make Chris uncomfortable.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 3: The Sky is Falling

We pop some balloons, meet a scarecrow, and grab a moon tear. Oh yeah, I also meet up with Skull Kid. It's all good.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 2: This is Clock Town

We lose a friend, get cursed, meet a couple new friends, and enter Clocktown.

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Majora’s Mask Ep. 1: A Terrible Fate

We discuss The Legend of Zelda series, how this season might be different, and what Chris knows about Majora's Mask.

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