We can no longer delay the inevitable and I say if you're gonna do it, do it right, so we knock out the water temple in record time.

We revisit Ikana Graveyard in order to beat up a giant skeleton and inherit their undead army. We also run into some racing beavers.

I don't have a sword, but we're still able to chat up some athletic dogs, get kidnapped by a giant turtle, and run into some exploding Gorons.

We continue our adventures by grabbing a slimy new hat, take yet another trip back to Snowhead. and steal someone's room key.

Today we play some duck hunt in Clock Town, but we also check out the swamp, the swamp, and the swamp. Hmm.

You may have heard the old adage "Kill two spiders with one Link", and I think you see where this is going. Today we evict some eight-legged tenants and clean up the spider house (and do some other stuff as well).

Time to handle some much needed to-dos as we nab some new masks and cross some names out of our bomber notebook.

We continue through the Pirate Fortress in our quest for the seven eggs, but the clock is counting down and- Hey, if I turn back time, the eggs I found won't disappear, right?

We break into that sexy pirate fortress, blow up a few times, get kicked out a few times, and find a weird egg.

We take our hot new Zora bod for a spin, get the lowdown on the diva's lost voice and weird eggs, and meet a whole lotta poivoits.

We race for the gold and enjoy it so much that we repeat twelve times. Skip the first twenty minutes. After that it's alllll egg in my face.

We break into Great Bay to find a corpse, try our hand at some FPS milk defense action, and FINALLY get into the milk bar for some finely aged milk.

We return to the ranch to see what other mischief we can get up to. It was a good call, because this time we have an alien invasion to discourage!

What can I say except you're welcome? I checked out Romani Ranch so you wouldn't have to. There's not a whole lot going on, so we probably won't be back here. 

Spring has come to Goron Village, we earn the powder keg badge, win some races, and pursue some bumblefuckery.

Our 100% perfect Snowhead Temple run continues, and thankfully, concludes. I stand victorious, a champion among the  ̶s̶a̶v̶e̶d̶  fairies. Remains in hand, I saunter out of the cleared temple, Haney's mouth agape in admiration. 

We finally penetrate Snowhead Temple to begin dungeoning and it goes about as well as you'd expect. Chris absolutely crushes it and Haney is very impressed. 

We head back to Goronville and finally locate the chief, learn a new song, put the populace to sleep with our drum beats, and open the path to Snowhead Temple. We also begin our month long break, but we'll be back in your ears soon enough!

Our plans for Majora's Mask are rerouted after our save file decides to turn back time. The hunt for the missing Kafei continues, this time with results.

Detective Chris pulls on his deerstalker cap and begins sleuthing for the missing Kafei.

Fresh from the victory of Woodfall Temple, we head back to Clock Town where Chris makes some poor financial decisions.

Chris dominates the swamp temple and rescues a Deku princess without needing that stupid map.

We're back in the saddle, smashing through quests, and sprinting toward Woodfall Temple.

What. A. Mess. Join Chris as he wages war against the Southern Swamp, gets into amateur gardening, and just goes ape.

We dive into the swamp, run from werewolves, save a witch, and take boat tours in Chris's guide to Majora's Mask.

We get the fanciest new mask before breaking out of Clock Town and exploring the very dangerous fields of Termina.

We explore Clock Town as a human child today and begin meeting the inhabitants proper. Some make Chris uncomfortable.

We pop some balloons, meet a scarecrow, and grab a moon tear. Oh yeah, I also meet up with Skull Kid. It's all good.

We lose a friend, get cursed, meet a couple new friends, and enter Clocktown.

We discuss The Legend of Zelda series, how this season might be different, and what Chris knows about Majora's Mask.