We return to the ranch to see what other mischief we can get up to. It was a good call, because this time we have an alien invasion to discourage!
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Unknown Speaker 3:00
ABB How you doing? Good. Good.
You played a little Marjorie’s mask today?
Yeah, fucking nailed it.
Unknown Speaker 3:11
100% at Romani Ranch.
Did I don’t have to go back.
I mean, you might have done. It depends on what you want to do. I guess next
I want to see day three. So maybe, maybe we won’t.
I don’t know that I’ve ever gone back on the last day to see if any of the people like roll up into town.
Yeah, I don’t know if they make it.
Chris is just a mess today. He’s got a plant tackle in his head. Yeah, Mike’s fallen off. Yeah, we don’t have to go back to Romani Ranch. If you don’t want to. It’s up
to you. We’ll see what happens. I definitely don’t want to be doing any water temple.
Unknown Speaker 3:49
So yeah, well,
let’s dive in and see what this horse gets.
What I said when he says you have this horse get yeah,
let’s get this horse. It’s not what the millennials are saying now.
Unknown Speaker 4:00
Alright, Let’s fucking do this.
So we started out today in Chris’s number one area new. Okay, if you will. Corktown Yeah, Chris, where were you in clocked him?
You know, who knows? You usually spend fucking two months or whatever. Yeah, I don’t know. I was also a Deku Scrub for some reason. Which I don’t remember becoming.
Spent some time as a Daiki. Scrub. I’m over that part of my life now though.
Unknown Speaker 4:29
Yeah. That’s fine. That’s fine.
I don’t even think audacity is on. Excellent. Yeah, I just like being able to see it. That’s why
I was saying hot mic. Mic. So we wake up and clock
turns, shorts, three years. You’ve just been bringing me here not recording anything and then just telling me I have a podcast?
Listen. Yeah, you’ve been buying. So start off heart and Clock Town. I’m a scrub guy. I
have a rupee I
think I have a rupee It is day one it is day one which is pretty cool. It was
10am though so you did something for a couple hours after the last reset no idea what it’s fine so not sure what your a debut, but I’m pretty pleased about though the whole setup oh yeah it’s a great place to launch a new adventure.
Unknown Speaker 5:17
I’m sure I had a good reason.
Hey pumpkin Hey, how you doing?
I’m doing okay, can you believe we’re here? Now after the last recording in this game you rage quit it’s been stocked out of the room said I will never watch you play this again.
I want you to know it’s been four months since last time we recorded this game
that’s okay. Already know everything.
Yeah. What’s what’s on the agenda for today?
I thought we could just putz around and clock down a bit. See what’s what
I have a hint for you don’t need it. You’re gonna want it? Absolutely not. No, it’s actually not a it’s a genuine mechanic explanation actually.
I don’t need an explanation handy. Yeah, I thought we could go have a real Romani Ranch three days span of time. Let’s
see where we are. All right, am I your JQ scrub? Why are you a scrub? You have a Lens of Truth that that makes me feel all right. And you have so that’s good.
I have one rupee. Okay, so I’m gonna go to Romani Ranch.
Okay. It’s 10am On the first day. That’s pretty good. Do you know what you need to do to get through? I need
one of them super bombs. Yeah, powder. keg had a gig. So I’m gonna go take some money out. Yeah. And I’m gonna buy a powder keg. Go bullshit up. Here’s what we’re doing today. Hey,
what are we doing today? Talk to me. What’s what’s the plan? What’s the crystal vision the Christian if you will, heading into this episode?
I mean, I guess I will. You didn’t want to? I don’t like it. So, on our previous adventure, we spent some time and Romani Ranch. Penny got upset with me. He said I was doing it wrong. Remember this? I think you probably blocked it. You were very grumpy that day? Yeah, I’m usually pretty grumpy. Especially when I’m playing Yeah, so what I didn’t do though is you know spend the whole three days stretch Romani Ranch now so that was lovely though. Yeah, yeah, it’s a pretty cool place. I’m gonna roll up to Romani Ranch. I’m gonna see the whole three days they see
me Romani. See who rolls in? Yeah, who
rolls out? What the deal is it maybe when that dog race? Yeah, so that’s that’s sir objective.
If I remember right, your original objective was to try to talk to people at the ranch on the final day. Because you wanted to see what see everyone rolling in? Yeah, maybe. Yeah. So you go with your single rupee. Go to the banker, and you’re like, listen up to let’s do call him to it. And you spend about 35 of my minutes in my life that I can never get back. Just aggressively hitting your way through the menu not depositing or removing rupees, just to be annoying. To be fair,
I did deposit that one room you did?
Unknown Speaker 8:20
Oh, yes. Link, if I remember. Yeah, the little guy who deposited 423 rupees. So how much do you want? 00? Is this a joke? Watch. Excuse me, but let me take a look. Ah, oh, yes. Link if I remember. It was Euro. What? This is a cruel joke. Deposit. Excuse me. But let’s take a look at you. Yes, link if I remember. You’re the little guy here. All right. So how much one rupee really, really depositing one. That’s it. All right.
And keep reading.
Unknown Speaker 8:55
What’s this? You need something with rupees Excuse me, but let me take a look at you. Yes, link if I remember you’re the little guy who deposited the 424 rupees. So how much do you want 200 rupees. Are you really withdrawing 200 rupees. Oh, you’re taking out all that. If you spend it like that. It’ll all be gone before you know
it. Thanks. No. Consultation,
ratcheting up goes on so long of your wallet filled. Then you decided eventually that you wanted to start playing the game. Ready to go to money? I think you filled your wallet and you decided to go buy yourself a little powder keg? Yeah. Can you remind listeners at home why you need the powder keg?
So the Powder Keg is used to remove the giant boulder boulder blocking Romani wrench. If you don’t want to wait, you know, two whole days before pickaxe McGee. Hey,
he’s working on it. Okay,
these work in here. Yeah, sorry.
No, no, it was perfect. I loved it never change.
Yeah, so the party cake is for blowing up the boulder. That’s plugin The road to remonte ranch Melk road I believe our listeners will recognize it by I hope
so. Yeah the fucked up thing is that’s just what you named it that’s not even what they call it in the game
it isn’t they haven’t named it some stinky little dirt road it’s not gonna road
so Chris runs over and is ready to just explode on the milk road if you will. And you do I mean had a little aside where we needed to see if we can glitch our way through a boulder but you know what wasn’t happening weekend?
It was a good thought though. Yeah,
I really thought when you roll then you’re gonna be able to like it seemed like it for a hot second there and I was like, fucking let’s go this will be funny. Chris is attempting to glitch his way through the massive boulder blocking the path through Romani Ranch.
This is my electron now.
Ah, clever. They got you. Well, oh, I
guess that’s the
if you can’t blow them up. Can’t beat them blow them.
I always do. So we
let ourselves a powder keg and blow up a boulder. And Chris makes his way into Romani Ranch on day one every time Yeah, so tell listeners what’s in Romani Ranch.
The first thing I notice rolling into the ranch
time mostly because you’re forced to because tattle screams that you look
yeah, hey, listen. Is opponents here?
Ah, your horse.
I mean, she was here last time we were in the ranch. But now she’s still here and she’s still locked in a cage that
you can’t open. That’s pretty cool. That’s fine. Chris Can I interest you in Romani day one? Yeah. All ranch dressing time. Was that luck? Isn’t that your
horse? My pony.
Run Run. The nightmare of just a garage running across the field with intent to ride. Look, it’s your horse. I’m like, this is like Shrek and Donkey. Yeah, donkey. Chris seems to have found his horse.
A horse of course. Yeah, I can’t target
the horse appears to be stuck in a cell.
Can’t do can’t can’t. No. That’s fine. So yeah, kind of a farmhouse. It seems like it’s attached to a
barn called mama’s house. Yeah, I don’t really know why there’s no mom I haven’t found mama yet. There’s no mom. Oh, there’s my mama. Mama Moo Yeah, is mama Moo their mom I didn’t get that impression. I didn’t get that impression either.
So we got a house we got a barn and then kind of around the perimeter of this like field that encompasses Romani Ranch. You have Chickies house. Yeah. Which is
it’s a the the cuckoo house I believe it’s what it’s called. With turkeys are chickens in our cuckoo I don’t know how people say I said cuckoo. Because it’s not like cuck but yeah, but cookies. cuckoos. Yeah, that’s a
cuckoo clock. Now a cuckoo
Unknown Speaker 13:01
clock? Depends on now.
Just the way you say it, yeah. And next to the cuckoo house is the dog racetrack which is pretty tight. But you know all this because we were just here the last episode.
Yeah. You came in with an agenda though. Yeah, actually, you came in dressed ready to have a real Hidden Valley Ranch of a time?
Yeah. And boy, did I because this time when you roll in fares, although we last uh, we have a child, a wee child who goes by the name of Romani. Yeah, cuz she’s named after the ranch. Or the yah, yah, yah, yah, yah for the right. That’s
literally what she says I’m named after the ranch. Yeah. Men distinguishing between a cattle ranch and ranch dressing is it’s getting harder, very difficult. And it shouldn’t have but we’ve been making so many of relentless ranch dressing jokes that it’s becoming a problem for me. Yeah. I like ranch dressing.
There’s not really a good vegan ranch dressing. I found. I like ranch flavored things. Like
Ken’s peppercorn Steakhouse. Ranch is probably one of the best because it’s got like little stinky. That are tasty. thingies. Yeah, like that. But enough about ranch dressing. Let’s talk about cattle ranches in this case. Not a cattle ranch at all. But it is a cattle ranch. There’s cows there are cattle but our cattle bulls only not milk cows like you don’t call it dairy farm or ranch. You call it a dairy farm. You know, I mean, though,
there’s barely a certain definition of ranch. Yeah, I
feel like ranch has the I always associate ranches with horses and bulls. Not with
well, they don’t have to because otherwise, like if it was just those they wouldn’t say cattle ranch. They would just say ranch. Right?
Yeah, yeah, so tweener. That’s what a horse lives in. Been waiting a whole season for that to become a relevant joke again.
Oh, god damn. So we talked to Romani after shooting down a scary looking okay, so you come up to this girl Romani and kind of floating by her head is a balloon ghost monster looking thing.
We’ve seen a couple of balloons in this game too. Yeah,
very hot with the Zelda crowd. Yeah, you get
kind of two flavors of balloons up to this point in the game. Yes, tingles balloon, which is most delicious. It tastes like certified tingle. His balloon is his means of conveyance, so we don’t fault him for having a balloon. And then we got the majority flavored balloon. So you’ve popped to Madrid maths balloons to my knowledge. Sure. And this one looks like a monster. Yeah, it’s not majority. It’s not tingle. No,
now I just monster. Yeah, it’s
like a red like ghosty esque kind of like a race. Yeah, that comes to mind. Wraith is a great term. So for those of you who are familiar with Zelda and Zelda lore, this is a bow, which are based off of POWs in real life. I’m pretty sure it’s also what they call them, which is a spirit. That’s weird. Why is that here?
I don’t know. But I went with my first instinct and whipped out my bone shot it Yeah. and explode it.
Whenever you see anything balloon ask. Your first tendency is to shoot into it. But wouldn’t yours be always has been? That was a condom joke listeners.
What’s going on with this?
What’s going on with what it looks like? A
scary kind of pumpkin balloon? Maybe? A little balloon with
a little face on it and a little lantern hanging from it. It’s like floating up and down.
See if I can shoot it down wild. West via your arrows. No, my slingshot. Yeah, honestly shot. What do you mean? What do you talk you how I just slay shot? No. What’s the Zelda game without a slingshot?
This game? Yeah, he blew up the balloon. Right?
But I wanted the balloon.
You shot it with an arrow to be fair, like you weren’t ever gonna get it. Oh, who’s this? Hey, here’s a bow.
My bow is bigger. So I blow up the condom and nothing really happened. It’s that’s fine. So I talked to Romani. Okay.
Oh, I’m sorry. I was just enjoying my afternoon with my best friend laugh and giggle
for serious witnesses serious business time. All right. Well talk to me about that. Well, Romanies.
She basically says, hey, my sister doesn’t believe me. But there’s ghosts who have been coming around and snatch it up our cows. Hey, who are you? Yeah, I’m Romani. I was given the same name as the ranch.
The ranch dressing specifically,
what’s your name? Yeah, need to know my name. Well, all right, then. How about grasshopper? That’s the name Romani gives you
Chris refused to tell her his name. See you’re wearing
green clothes. And you pet her about when you walk. So grasshopper. It is pitter patter. Romani was practicing for tonight. Tonight, they are coming. That’s why they read. I don’t know if I don’t like it.
Ah, so the same screen just
faded to black. And now there’s a red sun. They, they come at night, every year when the carnival approaches. They come riding in a bright shining ball, a whole lot of them come down. They abduct our cows. And then they come to the barn.
So couple of things. She calls them them, or they, which is highlighted in red, which is terrifying. Yeah, you also get a nifty little cutscene when she describes them to you, which is just straight up like UFO abduction. Literally just aliens coming from the sky. She’s like, they come down in a bright white ball and they like go to the barn and they target our cows and they do something to the cows. We don’t really know what. That’s how that goes. That’s an alien a bee. She relentlessly speaks in the third person for no reason. And it gets very confusing later when you witness a conversation between her and her sister, because she’s referring to herself in the third person while talking to her sister. So it sounds like her sister’s just talking at her like and it’s not a conversation at all. Yeah, yeah,
it’s no, it’s fine.
So she comes up to you shows you a little bit about these aliens. And then she’s like, I need you. I need an assistant to be my assistant. Tell me your name. Chris says no, go fuck yourself. Yeah, which makes her call you grasshopper. Literally the rest of the time. That’s fine, because you’re green and you make a little pitter patter noises when you hear when you run. Yeah. What she doesn’t know is Chris just the rest of the recording was violently rubbing his calves together trying to make noise. Oh, there it is. So I’m gonna get that correct. It
my elder sister won’t believe me, but Romani must protect the cows. Hey, grasshopper. I’m recruiting for an assistant right now. Your boy will you try?
Unknown Speaker 20:11
Yeah, yeah, sure.
I mean, try what though? Are you gonna try or what? Try what she hasn’t given me anything.
Are you going to be her assistant? What’s
Unknown Speaker 20:21
the job? Chris?
sometimes you just have to agree.
Great. Now that’s the spirit grasshopper. Okay, then I’m going straight into my strategy. After you are calling a new job.
Unknown Speaker 20:37
your new role I’m employed now. That’s good. I’m a member of society profitably.
We’ve been trying for a while. Yeah, at this point. She’s like, here’s how it works. I’m gonna give you two minutes to ride this horse all around the farm and shoot 10 balloons that look like the monsters? Because like, no problem. Easy. And does it and looks good doing it too, if I might add
pretty hot. So you get your horse. Yeah, this is the first time I’ve sat on a poner the whole game. This is little. That’s pretty cool. Yeah, she’s she’s. We bet bay horse
I learned recently that pony does not mean baby horse like I thought it did. It’s literally a different type of horse. Yes. Yeah. I didn’t know that. I think they’re called false. False. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t know if that’s a gender thing. Like I don’t know if it’s like male horses are called summon female hers. I have no idea. I don’t mail like adult horses are called stallions. But no, that’s what they call me. Oh, yeah. My stallion.
So when you’re on a poena, you got some like carrots that kind of represent how fast you can drive her.
And you only have five of them. So like when you run out? There’s like a cooldown time before they replenish. Yeah. So as to not just essentially like milk, riding her as fast as you can.
Right? And spinning a carrot just kind of gives her a boost of speed. Yeah. And when you’re riding her, you can switch your bow, which is pretty cool. Because she’ll keep like running in the direction you’re aiming. Yeah, yeah. Which is very neat. While you’re firing it stuff. And that’s what we did. We rode around, we shot those balloons,
and you nailed it. No problem. I think your time was one minute, 30 seconds, which is pretty decent, considering you had to learn how to ride drive the horse drive. Yeah, let’s learn how to drive the horse and then learn how to shoot while driving. Yeah, I’m still not good at that.
I had a really good time with it.
You said several times that it was your favorite minigame. So very fun. I really enjoyed this one, too. I find it very difficult because I’m very not dexterous. And I’m very I have very bad like hand eye coordination. So I’m not good at it. But I do enjoy. Yeah. Link has very bad. Oh, love it. i Yeah, fucking can and now, I love that for me.
They’ll appear all over the wrench. They’ll aim for that barn and approach it slowly. So hit them with arrows so they can’t get in. He got that you mustn’t leave the ranch. Let’s practice right away. There are 10 Ghost shaped balloons in the ranch. So hurry and burst them all. If you take over two minutes, you’re out. The current record is
one hour. Think it’s one one hour isn’t one hour. One day.
Are you ready? Boy, I wasn’t ready for this.
Unknown Speaker 23:21
Ah, a horse.
I never asked for a job.
So, Chris, do you appear to be on horseback now riding around Romani Ranch on in Pomona. And your goal is to to shoot every balloon that’s shaped like one of the things she calls them ghosts, but they’re clearly aliens.
Yeah, they’re definitely abducting and making love to the cows. Right. Pardon? What?
Chris? Sex doesn’t have
a pony. This is beautiful.
Oh, yeah, she keeps running by the way as your arrow and so yeah, apparently. Oh, God. Oh, nice. Don’t leave. You mustn’t leave the ranch. We found
out I know you’ve been trapped here. But we have business doing well. Actually. Yeah. We always knew. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 24:11
Oh, God. Oh, good. All right, one more. One more. Ah, little Hi. Hello. Hi. Oh, hello. Nailed it.
Easy. A lot of fun. Yeah. I think that’s my favorite mini game so far. is a really good one. When 3686 That’s great. You to work perfectly together. No, I’ll teach Romanies horse calling song to Grasshopper. And just to rub my feet together to make this buzzing noise.
vibrating at a high frequency tone is like no.
Thank you. Please stop. So you got to pull the song
now. Pretty tight. Hell yeah. And also the cage has gone from around opponents so you can just take her whenever.
Excellent. And boy does he Yeah, we’re out of there. err, I’ve got what I came for.
Actually, before we do that though. Oh, chicken time, Romani gets added to your notebook as well as the indication to go to the farm at she says to tonight, which is really annoying because she means two in the morning. But that’s not the same day like day’s work we are in this game, we’re at six to six instead of midnight to midnight. So, because of that, it’s like day one at 2am. But like in my head, I’m just like, this is technically day two. Now I really don’t like this, but it’s fine, whatever. So Chris, being the lover of animals that he is, decides to go visit the other animal houses here at the Romani Zoo. Yeah. Goes to the cook house. That’s what I thought you said he goes to the cook house. It’s like a worst Blumhouse productions Cast Production. That’s our production. Yeah.
So we roll into that. Don’t you take it listener? So we roll into the cookhouse, and mostly it’s just filled with a little Chickies and the guy and the guy
heard it from my gramps says the moon’s gonna fall with something that big. It’s sure to take this ranch down with it. Oh, well. My only regret is that I won’t get to see these guys in their prime is roosters.
Oh, is that why? Is there like a joke there? Because he’s got the Mohawk and like rooster. Maybe?
You know I? Yeah, I thought you had you know I’m talking about Ah, yeah. I thought you had figured something else?
No. I think what I figured out though, is pretty important. Yeah. Yeah. Was there something to figure out about him?
Well, he wants to see them as restricts. Yeah. Yeah.
How do I make grow?
When you look in your inventory, see what you got? Dig at this guy a little bit. Is he okay? I bounced back and forth violently between he is so not okay. Or he’s just like, figured it out. He’s like the most okay, that anyone has ever been. Yeah. And I’m not sure which. I think he’s pretty okay. He’s kind of nihilist. He’s like he looks like a punk. So he’s shirtless. He has spiked Mohawk.
joggers, bikers, I think in Pokemon. Yes,
yeah, yeah, definitely. Um, I think his name was Grog. Or Greg. I can’t really remember. He’s, he’s a character that gets added to your bomber notebook, though. And you got to figure out how to help him out because he wants to see his little Chickies grow up. Chris. This is when your thought process. So just,
I just want to remark this is going to be kind of a strange episode because we’re re describing everything that already happened in the previous episode, but you don’t remember any of the previous episodes. So you’re just approaching it as completely new.
Yeah, that’s fine. Okay, I’m fine with that. Okay, good. And listeners. You’re fine with that now, too. You’re welcome. I just released you from any sort of anxiety you had about it. Okay. Excellent. That’s all it takes. Yeah, they chose to listen to us. Just saying.
Yeah, don’t remind them.
You’re still held hostage.
So Grog. He’s cool. My thought process. Yeah, there’s no solventless you can’t get your thought process last row up the chickens. What was your thought process this time though? Same thing. Yeah. But but you halted me. Yes. And told you you have everything you need. Yeah. You said what do you got? Let’s look through your inventory.
See what’s going on here. I mean, you can’t just write it off without having a good old fashioned college try.
Yeah, so I whip out my puppies. And I kind of just equip three different masks. Yeah, like let’s trial them. See what
see what we got. So pig mask, blank blank. That’s the mask of sense mask a pig. Chris just trying to stiffen some chickens doesn’t really act now. Next one you use was the daikon mask doesn’t do shit turns you into a de que. What do you want? Why don’t you try though, was the Bremen’s mask, which is one that you have not really used much. Now, this is a mask that has like a bird face. It’s kind of like a visor like it’s not really a full face mask. It’s just like, like a masquerade mask just like covers your eyes. And it’s like a bird face. Yeah. When you’re wearing it. You can hold down one of the buttons on the controller and march and it plays a jaunty tune and Lync merges
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo that’s
Unknown Speaker 29:24
dddd dddd dddd
that’s not it either.
Unknown Speaker 29:32
Dan dented and Dan nn intent and tijden
you’re here Yeah, so you put that on. Chicken start following
yeah to get like a little like did it like correct Yeah, did it kid Yes. What do you got the chicken which tells you to keep keep doing this? Yeah, what’s about to ensue listener and then we’re gonna give you full warning. Is a couple of minutes of gameplay. unedited It did. Because I want you to have this. Listen to not not not you listener Chris. I’m talking to Chris. I want Chris to have to sit and listen to all his editing. Alright, so what are you doing? Explain to the audience at home what you’ve decided on this year.
I’ve put three masks in my quick slots. I’m gonna try them all on and blanket the chicks.
So mascot sense appears to not make the chickens want to do anything. That’s nightmare fuel, though. I
wish Beskow sense did something. It
does something I don’t remember what. Oh, all right. So Chris is put on the Bremen Mask and he’s walking around clicking in the chat. And he’s getting a lot of positive feedback from the chickens, following them around as he marches like my tunes and the song.
I’m there, Mama now.
Yeah, there’s a lot of them. Might take a few minutes. I just did this mission not too long ago on the switch. And it took like three minutes to just walk around and collect all the chickens and I was like, Oh my god. How many chickens do you have so far?
1234. I got five babies. Right now. I have six babies.
Chris is a good mother. Yeah.
So yeah, it’s a lot of chicks. And not a lot of roosters.
This is a cuckoo farm.
Where’d they come from?
I assume that they did the normal thing that you do, which is after the chickens give birth you slaughter them. And then now you raise the next.
That’s okay. Thank you start playing. Yes. And cheeky start following you. Yeah. And then more start following you.
There’s a lot of Chickies and a lot of Chickies count. Did you count? There’s like 10? Probably 1010. Maybe a baker’s dozen called 12? Yeah,
that’s how they measure your chickens. Yeah,
I mean, probably baker’s dozen this 13? Not 12, isn’t it? Yeah. Because it’s one extra just in case. Yeah.
So we got the chickens. They’re all fine. Yeah, I spent a good couple minutes walking around clucking chickens, picking them up, put them in our pockets, and then
they started exploding into adulthood. So as soon as you violent puberty you’ve ever seen starts ensuing. Oh, what’s happening now, Chris? I don’t know. So now Chris has collected all the chickens and they’re all adulting. Why? What the fuck is the power of the Bremen Mask? Is it? Yeah, it’s literally that’s when always when did we restrain when you collect it? It’s it tells you that
it? Yeah, fucking grows animals up.
It tells you that animals will follow you with it. Well, yeah,
I understood that part. I didn’t understand the rapid aging process happens.
Unknown Speaker 32:44
You look upset. So it doesn’t make any sense. No, no, not at all. There’s nothing
that would lead you to believe that once you have all the chickens collected, they’ll just explode into adults. But there’s nothing
for you to know that figuring out that puzzle when I was like puzzle tech. Here’s
the solution doesn’t make sense. There’s no way to solve it.
Figuring out that mind game. When I was like 10 has it’s a mindfuck stuck with me for so long. Like I will always remember that that like how to solve that one. If nothing else, it’ll just be that one. There’s no analogous
to believe that. That’s fine. That’s not how things work. The match doesn’t have a power to advanced aging. And we should
put the official game description on the mask real fast. I want to see what like what it says when you Yeah, Braman mask, it says
Elachi, tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu and also it doesn’t work on frogs, which is bullshit.
So if you show it to the Happy Mask Salesman, he says that is the Bremen Mask, isn’t it? If you have that, then it would appear you have the qualities of a leader. Yeah, there’s no there’s nothing here out there. I
mean, I did lead them. Well, that’s
enough Wikipedia. So yeah, well,
hey, I successfully lead my flock through their adolescence into adulthood.
And now you’ve made growing happy and got a little skimpy in your notebook for it. Yeah. Not only that, he gave you a Prezi Yeah,
I got a bunny mask. Yeah.
Actually is what it’s called. It’s called the hood. It is called the hood. It’s one of the few masks in the game. That’s not called a mask. It’s called the bunny hood.
All right. Well, what it is, is a pair of bunny years. Yeah, it’s
um, holy shit. I do not remember the name of these things. But like, girls, when were younger used to wear these like things in their hair that were like a headband. Is that what they’re called? That were like, half shaped like that? I don’t know. I don’t know. It’s like a It’s a type of headband. I feel like it has a specific name. But like, I don’t see people wearing them anymore. But it’s just like one of those were the years on it. Yeah, yeah. Do you know what I’m talking about? I’m not sure. Yeah. Me there. Yeah. Tweet at us.
Tweet at us. What loves your hair
concern? I hear you can have this from me. Ah, you got the bunny hood. My what long years that has well the power of the wild spring forth. Yeah, these guys are all roosters. You fulfilled the wishes of youth. This was added to
your notebook. So they’re gonna be eaten, though.
I mean, the moon is going to eat everything. So Chris has now plucked one of the roosters up and is carrying it around.
That’s my baby. I get to keep it. Yeah,
they say that that’s true. Whenever you go to a farm if one chicken policy you’re legally allowed to take it with you. You have a bunny bunny hood. Yeah, what’s that do?
turns me into a bunny? Is it? I assure you,
but um, no. Okay. Yeah, makes you run faster.
Yeah, now I have jiggle physics. Oh, god. What? So the bunny hood is pretty cool, because it lets you run real fast. Yeah, and fast fast. Whip it Yeah. lets you jump real fast. And lets you pump out babies real fast. All the good qualities of a
rabbit. Wait, what was that rabbit? Ah, yeah.
So that’s cool. Yeah,
I like it. I’m here for it.
My job here is done. What do you think the use of that is running? Hani? Are you listening? I’m sure the big hops will help you with reading stuff. Maybe you previously couldn’t access that is one thing. Probably not going to use them at the bunnies too often. Except I just keep it on my head.
I was gonna say you tired? He literally wearing the entire episode? Yeah, at one point you were so good. You were getting aggressive with the milk bar owner because you’ve refused to take it off.
I’m just saying you should be able to wear the years over anything. Yeah, born bunny ears. Yes. Fucking scrub with bunny ears. Hey, okay, like, what’s the problem?
Let’s talk about dog racing.
Is that what I do next? Yeah, so
you took one stab at dog racing this afternoon? Thank God it was only once. All right? You head out of the cookhouse and head over to mama Moo yawns place which is obviously a dog racing track who wouldn’t know that? And this is the final kind of establishment that’s part of the Romani Ranch.
This ranch is dog ranch more than anything else. There’s more dogs. There’s more. There’s
three cows one cuckoo at the ranch like at the Ranch House. And then there’s 12 New cookies over at the Cutco.
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but there’s like 50 dogs.
What you are coming here out loud at Did you read that sign? This is mama Moo yawns doggy race track. You want to try a dog race? The minimum bet is 10 rupees. The first going and fetch the doggy that you think will run the fastest and bring it here. All right, which dog do I want? This one seems pretty excited. Yeah. Excellent. When take this one it’s really happy. Cool.
Did you figure out the trick to discover which dog is the best dog Chris? Yeah, I think so. Is that doggy fine?
Is that doggy? Fine? Yeah. If your dog sucks, you’ll lose whatever you bet
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people why that’s fine. Do whatever you want. I can’t is it just 50 5040 rupees 20 rupees then All right. All right. Hani make me proud. Go Alright, so Chris’s dog is bringing up the rear crike I’m sure he’s just the slow burner, though. At least it takes after its master. Yeah. You just sprint right at the end, right. Just know it was taken up the rear joke. Ah, nice. Kevin six this time? No, I wrote it down. Yeah, yeah. You said that’s enough of that. Actually got kicked out. Oh, 8pm. Yeah. And then after that. You said it’s eight. I don’t have to be back here till two. Yeah, what am I gonna do for six hours?
How about steal a horse? Yeah,
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