Our 100% perfect Snowhead Temple run continues, and thankfully, concludes. I stand victorious, a champion among the ̶s̶a̶v̶e̶d̶ fairies. Remains in hand, I saunter out of the cleared temple, Haney’s mouth agape in admiration.
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Hey listener first encountered is an explicit podcast by grownups for grownups. content warnings can be found in the episode description. Well, well well. It isn’t well soccer players walking up to my podcast. Look who the 12 Cats dragged in. Is this you serving me my my humble pie after being scorned for my opinions on deaths and fairies? Do you want
to let everyone know what the consensus has been heading after our people reached out to us?
The overwhelming consensus was that no fairy dust do not count towards a death counter, and therefore I am incorrect. And I was rudely reminded of how Phoenix Down works in Final Fantasy seven
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and it was very rude. I saw here i Yeah, here I was unnecessarily mean just
eating my humble pie crying. While Chris yells at me it’s all over your face. I didn’t even know what humble tasted like how does it taste bad I don’t like it. You know me and my pride.
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Saying always has his prize.
Oh my right. So here we are. Heading in tail wind at our back. I don’t know if that’s what that means. Oh, into Episode 16 where Chris shows his lead programmer skills and we get through this temple.
The show must go on. Unfortunately for
everyone really? The world at large. Here we are. Here we are. But before we get into any of that nonsense, Chris we got some some folks I’d like to think so. This week, we want to send a huge thank you to all of our x potion tier members like Josh, Joan fumbling for and the almighty crit Cody, Calabria. Brendan, Ben. And Alex.
Beautiful. Thank you so much. We also have our producers to thank, thank you so much, Dr. J. Denise and August left the theory making the dream.
I was gonna say dream work makes the cream work.
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Yeah. That’s what they say. Yeah. Then being asked now from now on,
can we have a T shirt that says teamwork makes the dream work or dream? makes the dream work? I don’t really care. I
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just want it all on there. Yeah,
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Team cream makes the dream. Yes.
I’m switching our I’m switching our extra life to Team cream.
Yeah, that seems appropriate for children and fundraising. I
don’t know if we’ve actually mentioned but we should probably say that we are back for extra life this year. As we have been for the previous two year
three. You excited? Okay. I’m
pretty excited. This will be yes. Sorry. Shut up.
I’m sorry. Speaking
of sorry. Yeah, you’re three pretty cool. Yeah, you know, it’s more exciting than that is the cool, cool stuff we’re working on for it. Oh, what, uh,
what are we working on for it? So we actually have goals this time. Ah, you know, Chris, you’ve always told me that I need a goal in life. I’m glad that you’re here to help me orchestrate.
No. What I’ve said was you need new goals because your goals concern me. Yeah, that’s fair. Massively. Yeah, that’s fair. But yeah, for extra life. We got some stretch goals. So if we make it to $500 Of course, it’s all to charity. We’re going to do a nice chill, relaxing, wholesome tea stream time. We’re just gonna play some pleasant games. We’re gonna have a good time. We’re just going to be overall happy drink. Drink some tea. Yeah, maybe get some boba?
Can we enforce happiness? Can we just yell you have to be happy at each other? If one of us isn’t having
fun? I assume that’s primarily how we would approach it.
Yeah, right. Fair. Perfect. That sounds lovely. What else we got?
If we can reach $1,000 For extra life, by the end of the year, I’ve been told that you’re gonna lead me in a game of Dungeons and Dragons. We’re
gonna take your hand. To be fair. I think I said, tabletop RPG just in case we don’t want to use associated with Dungeons and Dragons. I don’t really care. Well, actually, maybe I don’t know.
That’s a game for big ol nerds. I understand.
Yeah, I’m gonna take Chris on his first TTRPG adventure with me as the Dungeon Master and Chris as a player, hopefully not the only player but potentially the only player.
It’s just going to be for me, I’m going to be playing for different characters. That actually
sounds like a nightmare. And it may or may not be the end, we’ll see. Hopefully, we hit the goal and then have a little time to think about what engine we want to use, etc, etc. But yeah, go head over to our Extra Life page. I’m sure the link will be in the description. You can toss us some money and we can toss that money to extra life. And then we can toss you some Silesian funsies. I’m really excited. Yeah, mate, you
should be a blast.
Do we have any idea what we’re playing? Yeah,
the way we’re choosing the games that we’re going to be streaming this year is entirely through donations. So when you donate, just drop a comment and let us know what game you’re voting for us to play. And however many dollars you donate, that’s how many votes that game will get. I’ve fixed all that, though. So we already know everything that’s coming. Yeah, that’s fair. That’s not That’s not true. Don’t
Don’t email me. I assume you’re cutting most of it.
Well, what fun that is. So yeah. To summarize, I’ve come out on top of the Great Fairy debate, as was foretold.
Yeah, I always assumed that Chris would be coming on top of the fairy
and on top of you, please, as we are now. But Danny, you know what’s better than crunching down on juicy fairies?
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consume their souls crunching down on liquefied coffee beans. Yeah, I was gonna say sucking down the coffee bean soul. Yeah,
we said the same thing. Yeah. Okay. This week, I’m going to have an anecdote for y’all. My father in law has started drinking uncommon coffee from our wonderful sponsor, uncommon vt.com. And it’s turned him into a massive, massive coffee fan. He
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we call them coffee heads, which
he has since purchased a very nice coffeemaker. It’s very complicated. It has like multiple, like, spouts and things I don’t really understand it. I’m not gonna lie to you, Chris will probably know what it is. I’ll find the name Chris will figure out what it is and tell you next time maybe if we even remotely remember this. It’s now his entire identity.
It’s all we asked for. And hopefully eventually, the world will be overtaken by coffee blooded drinkers out there.
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Oh yeah. Boy, you know honey, all this talk of grinding and been sucking has really reminded me of why we’re here in the first place. You know,
I forgot what is this podcast about?
Well, I think it’s about time we dive back into frankly terrible temple.
Yeah, no good. But hey,
at least we’re here together. Thanks for Thanks for being here folks. And here we go
you all tweet at us at one St. Encounter pod? And tell us if Chris gets saved after a death by a fairy? Does it count?
No, that’s a one is that’s a one up it doesn’t
matter you died still I
didn’t die. Back what is dead can never die. Thanks so much for listening to the first encounter but the reason I brought that up pennies because if you do put to alternate death counts. I want the fairy one to be you. Like squished down with those stupid last fairy faces. Yeah, your big ol booty. Oh,
yeah. Me as a fairy. Yeah, just like circling your little link head. Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, that’s what I want. Hey, so we maybe ratchet a death counter up by one or a fairy booty death counter up by one who knows Tweet us? Yeah. You got another strip area after this point. But who fucking? Yeah, okay, cool. So at this point, you make your way into a side room off of the central chamber. On I think the second or third floor doesn’t really matter. And that offshoot has a button in it, they haven’t pressed yet. When you press that button, a central pillar, just rockets up from the center of the room. Kind of connecting stuff for you at the top where you can like jump between like platforms now. But it also means that all the lower floors of the central chamber that were previously accessible are all fucking cut off and that you can’t do shit if you fall down. Seems like you’re crushing it now that you got fires. Yeah, I’ve basically figured it out. I’d say so. So what rooms Haven’t you been in at this point?
Nothing. I’ve been in everything. Excellent. What’s this?
I don’t care. Ah, it’s
all coming together now. Nailed it. Oh. Bushes happened. Flying pods?
I didn’t know there are mimics in this I also didn’t I don’t give a shit about these poopy fairies stray fairy Fuck. Can you get down there link? Link?
Yeah, I thought you were gonna roll straight up for a second. I was really stoked about it. That would have been ideal. Yeah. I feel like if you have spikes they should spike you up. Yes then and then you go.
Just like real life like caterpillar? Yeah.
If I wrote a word for you, I want you to. I want you to say it for me. Your caterpillar? No, I didn’t already know. No one knows how to pronounce this word in the world. I do. It’s knowledge has been lost of time. But this is, this is what your spikes reminded me of.
Penis. Alright, you nail it. I told you I know how to pronounce it. The word I wrote many times was
p i t o n s which is either pitons or batons and I’ve heard both and I have no idea what it is.
Sound off in the comments below.
Ah, oh, sure. I am now raised up as they say
you raise me so I can jump across CASS You Raise Me can stand over here. Ah. Whoever designed this fucking dungeon. I’m not talking about the game designers. I’m talking about whoever designed canonically in game this dungeon and built the like floor plans for it. Oh, you mean like fucking
whatever. Monster gore. I was just like, I’m doing this. Like whatever architects was like, Yeah, this is how we build this temple now. Yeah, no, good. So you move on to trying to figure out basically what to do with the central column now. And you figured out that if you’re gone, you can like punch pieces out of it like Jenga. Yeah. So if you think of the central pillar as like a Jenga tower, it has like slices of ice that it’s made up of. It’s not all the way through slices of ice. So you can’t knock the whole thing out. But you can knock bits of it down, you can make it shorter, or you can like go and press the button to raise it back up. It did a whole bunch of that you had to punch that tower. So you were able to move up a floor. And at this point, you started going off of the rooms in this floor central tower. And you fight to dine or close your favorite. That’s how fight was rough for you.
No, no. We’re gonna pause here. Hey, how do you how would you say I did? Why don’t you describe the fight for our listeners, from your perspective?
I think I opened up by saying I’ve never seen you use your shield in this game. Yeah, sounds familiar. And then you were like, I don’t need it as you pull it out and start using it. Um, it was basically just Chris aggressively getting attacked from both sides and missing and swinging at each diner alphas like at the wrong time. So they just kept like dodging back and like, obviously you’re outnumbered. So it’s unfair, anyway, by design, but it could have been better.
I don’t know. I sort of say it was a garden. It was no problem.
Well Goron and you were like, it just started punching. Oh, yeah.
Well, you want figured this out? Well, you have to do. You got to punch it. Punch. What? This this ice? Why? Because it breaks. Ah, but I’m not sure how I want it. What level am I on right now?
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Can you take me? Hi, you get up there?
Just walking through a flow.
Maybe you didn’t see me? No. Yeah, he’s
you said dynamos.
There’s two of them. There’s two of them. There’s two of them. Yeah, there’s two of them. There’s two of them. Walk on.
I haven’t seen you use your shield at all in this game.
Why would I? Jesus Christ. All right. All right.
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Poncho Paanch Falcon,
Falcon, but booty M Show him your
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I think from this point on, you started changing into Goron anytime you needed to fight a wolf house or a diner Alpha. Because you’re just like, I’m not doing this as a human. It’s much better. Have you considered doing it as it did? Absolutely. You picked up a couple more straight areas, and then you melt some ice and go into a new room. And it’s fucking Wizzrobe again, Oh, God. So this is a bigger room. And Wizzrobe has kind of more tiles to move between? Yep. So go ahead and hit me with the descriptor of this room.
I mean, it’s like a rectangular shaped room. There’s a bunch of teleporting panels over the place. I think
instead of four. Yeah. And there’s also a little raised ledge that you figured out if you could like stand in the right spot on he basically just can’t hit you and you can just shoot him. Yeah, it’s fine. Yeah. You want cool? Yeah. So you headed into a room that is just a whole bunch of independent floaty blocks of ice that you can jump between and three of those have empty torches on them. And it’s pretty clear. I think that you You need to light those. There are freezers in this room, so you have to kill the freezer. It’s first so you do that easy. And then there’s a door that’s barred over with iron bars but not locked. And then there’s a door that’s frozen over. So you melt the frozen over door with a fire arrow and you find out that it’s just unlocking a shortcut back to the central chamber. So you’re like, Alright, how the fuck do I get this other door open? I’m so used to playing a Zelda game that it was painfully obvious to me immediately that you just like the three charges and the bars go up. No, I feel I feel like I figured that it took a minute or two.
It took me a minute because I didn’t realize they were going out. Yeah, so of course they do.
Also it bothered me how you didn’t go just next to the door and shoot them from the door. No. That’s fine. That’s the wrong spot. All right. Ah,
so here we got a bunch of these freeze boys. You don’t love them now and there’s platforms that drop into nothing good.
No. There’s empty torches too.
Can I like those torches?
Maybe if you had a maybe there Yeah, yeah. Chest
chesty. Give me my chest to call. The torches aren’t
strange. I’m sure that’s a reasonable explanation.
There’s always a reasonable explanation.
I’m sure there’s an unreasonable one too.
I’ll come back here. Let’s see what this sorry all right, this just connects to the other door I locked
up why? Chris is standing directly under a torch to shoot the arrow into adult
I gotta do it faster.
Oh, interesting. What do you think happens when you do it?
I’m hoping the locked door opens up we’ll see. Yeah,
it seems like there’s only one intelligent way to do this then if that would be the case. Like that. Yeah, close like that. Nailed it. Oh, wow.
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G G fuckin easy pumpkin Squeezy. Don’t do that stresses me out.
I was trying to
we let the bras on fire and we went through the door. Yeah, right.
You go in and you get a Bosque. You got the Bosque? Yeah. Excellent. And at this point, now that you have the Bosque, you’re like, Okay, what do I got to do? So I’m gonna take a few minutes, and we started trying to do last chest round up.
This is your fucking fault. I find just
wrap it up. completionist and it really fucking bugs me when people leave like treasure behind in games and stuff like fucking go get it get the treasure is yours. I’m
not going to accommodate you anymore.
Go get the treasure. Oh, not.
How do I get the other keys though? All right, let’s look at this map. See what rooms and moustache Estes in
I haven’t been backtracking.
It’s almost morning in the third day. God dammit. Retreat.
Because big gardens can’t jump.
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Dawn on the final day. 12 hours remain.
Here. All right. Interesting.
Oh, where is it? Is it there? I mean, I can see where it is. But
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can you? Yeah, look, it’s
on your map. Oh, shit.
Hey, you’re not helping at
it. It’s your pointing at it right now, apparently. So if it’s not right there, it’s probably on the ground. Maybe. I don’t know. It’s not on display. Kimberly’s luck and wire. Just trying to help you learn Chris booty Booty booty Booty, trying to help you learn to. It’s okay to walk around and use your math and explore things. I’m going to teach you how to play adventure games on these days.
I play point and click adventure games.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, oh. One pill mix. The smaller one pill makes you larger.
No, the binary. Wait. I’m pretty sure yes, this one. No. There wasn’t that other room where you bombed this one. And had the stairs up.
Yeah, honey. I’ve figured it out. Sorry. Sorry. I know exactly what I’m doing. Why won’t I roll up the stairs?
Because it’s a cutscene animation. Where am I? Near a chest? Help. So you ended up
telling me what treasures I got?
I have three notes. All right. I want to read the notes because it’s perfect. Okay. All right. So line one. Last chest round up line to dungeon key. Not bad. Okay, line number three straight fairy You’re not your favorite but whatever. Why number four? Fuck that. So at this point, you said fuck that and you make your way up to the boss.
So wait a minute there’s a reason I just want to make it clear there’s a reason I said fuck that to getting all the chests we spent a good chunk of time on this lesson our what I got was what you’ve read you straight ferry a key and that key for the record just unlocks another shortcut. Yeah, that’s how you get a complete, but also it was like 7pm On the third day at this point. That is true. Yes. I was like okay, I’m gonna go after the boss because I don’t got time for this. So now
you didn’t have any time for this. Oh, you got a small
key Nice. Oh, it’s better than a fairy. What the fuck do you think this does
the same opens one of the doors that you want to do open you’ve definitely been in here before. I think it’s just a shortcut room heavy. I’m not sure I wasted
my key on that. Maybe all right. Hey, this just is gonna determine if I looked for the other chests. Yeah, based on how good it is.
I mean, I’m it’s either gonna be a straight barrier or a dungeon key.
I would love a heart piece actually.
You’re not gonna get that from a treasure chest buddy. I would discount you having any more hard pieces? Honestly. With how you play the game. How dare you? You’re not you don’t like doing the heartbeat stuff.
What are you talking about?
Will you run from the enemies you just you hate it all. Straight fairy Let’s go. Nice. Can’t Believe It’s noon on the final day I’m aware. All right. All right. So I think we’re down to what two trustees just one just one just one just one and a boss. Let’s go we got
Probably from fighting enemies that you’ve been running away from? Or smashing pots or doing any number of things looking under stuff. I’m not saying that there’s a fairy in this room with this whole focus.
I want you to know that’s what I’m hearing.
I have no idea
any of you promise me there would be a fairy? I never saw any you said never said anything on the sorry. You said there would be a fairy right there for me.
I said to the way my pot the way you play games is not conducive to how this game is supposed to be played.
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What are you talking about? Run run away and
for two or three who gives a shit? I don’t know. How are we doing?
I don’t know. I lost Yeah,
I don’t know what you’re trying to do again so I’m not sure
know what? I’m just dreading that we’re gonna have to redo the whole temple when we get to the end of the day.
You think I can make that from
here? Oh, yeah, you got that? No problem. You can you got this. You got this angel dust. Only the penitent man shall pass. What? That was bullshit.
Well, that’s enough.
Yeah. Go fight fight some boss. Who needs heart pieces? Hmm. You said
it wouldn’t be a hard piece
to get in the face and probably what do you offer me? You UNLOCK THE BOSS star and you are deposited into a room? Describe the boss I actually so this is my favorite boss design.
Well, let’s let’s enter bas room. Yeah, enter me. You enter Hani and what you see is a
enter comma Hindi or No? No. Okay, excellent.
What did these animals called? They have the two hooves on youth on yields. Yeah, you see what seems
mammal? hoofed mammal is what on Guillet means or angelegt? Yeah, pretty sure it’s on Guillet but good undulations.
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Good by horses. Good.
Just tuck my penis here. Put on my lips. Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.
Anyway, we’re losing our minds. Yeah, it’s been a long day.
We’re all up there.
Let’s just so you come into the boss room and you got a hoofed mammal. frozen solid behind ice.
So this is masked mechanical monster goat. G O H T.
Yeah. Not to be confused with G O A T.
Yeah, like Tom Brady. I just fucking get I don’t I do not like Tom Brady. I’m spiking. Kidding. I’m sorry. The go?
I don’t care.
Christopher so unless you’re talking about my favorite eSports guy CLOUD NINE or whatever. I don’t know. Yeah, cloud nine. Is that a guy?
I don’t fucking know. Do follow eSports I just assume you do know
Ah, so this is my favorite boss. And mantra is math. All right. Yeah. Can I interest you in that?
Oh, that’s pretty fucking cool. So this boss, it looks like a horse. Oh, holy shit. It’s a lot bigger than I thought. Oh, it doesn’t look like a horse’s face now has names goat mask and mechanical monster goat? Yeah. So goat it contrary to the name actually looks more like a bolt shaped. It’s got a bullish body I would say
yeah. And then that’s a fucking human face. So human oyD face
the boss designs in this really cool. Yeah, I like it more than what I’ve seen in Ocarina of Time for sure.
I would agree with that same
Yeah, but Yeah, fucking Here we go. So
this is essentially rollerball. You’re in a round chamber that has a central column. So you have to go around it like a ring. Like, it’s essentially like a roller derby ring. Right? Or roller ball like that old James Caan movie.
Yeah. Or a horse race track. Yeah. And or human race track. Alright, Donut, or a car race truck. Yeah.
NASCAR. Yeah. So the mechanic for this is really just roll. Yeah, that’s it.
Don’t stop rolling. Don’t
stop rolling, baby. So Chris, you rolled
I rolled it was so old my hardest.
So rolling muses magic. And there are random spawn points of magic pots that give you magic refills, so no problem there. No. There’s also two pots that will give you nothing but arrows problem there because there’s no hearts in this chamber at all. Strange decision. Chris is also at for hearts. Listeners for his heart max heart limit. So hits hurt quite a bit. Yeah, go has some interesting mechanics to as he’s running. He’s kicking up boulders. If those boulders hit you while you’re rolling. They’ll knock you out of your roll, but not to damage right now. Also, the leg tights will fall from the ceiling and these are actual stalactites because they’re not ice right? Yeah, yeah. These will fall from the ceiling and also knock you out of a roll. Or if you run into them once they’re already in the ground will also stop your roll. Yep, and then go can just also fire fucking lightning balls at you. Yeah. So these are
significantly more dangerous than any of the other projectiles because they seem to almost follow you a little bit. They
have a slight semblance of heat seeking to them. Yeah, sounds like Yeah. Which isn’t good. No, no, no, no bueno.
He also if you’re not Spikeball rollin, he’ll just trample you he’ll just trample Yeah,
so you have to have magic. So you have to be able to get your spikes out as you’re rolling has gone. Otherwise, you just you do not stand a chance. Also, after a certain time of dealing damage to him, he started shitting bombs, literally bombs will just fall off of his back side.
Yeah, there’s no other way to tap in
a very short fuse. They blow up like within seconds. So you got nailed a lot by those two. So you get the Bosque music, the breeze? And then we get our sweet music playing those horns that we love. You started rolling. He’s avoiding all the magic pots as one does when they don’t want to keep up their keep up their magic fuck. Oh, ah, oh, ah,
there’s some chumpies All right. All right. Chris is catching up. Oh, booty. He’s hurting them. Now. He’s hurting them now. On the surface. He looks common Spaghetti.
Spaghetti on my Surface already.
Oh, wow. So Chris got tasered by the go. Ah, there is
spouses easy. That’s a bowl not a horse. It’s a goat. No, it’s a ballsy thing to go Penny. What do you want? I think I know the difference between a bull and a goat.
Because you’re a vegetarian.
Okay. Sir Go I don’t have time. How’s your health doing? Bad one and a half hearts. And I’m also running out of time of day there. Is there not a way to get hearts back in
this there’s there’s pots that you keep driving by. Really? Yeah.
Oh, when you come into the room? Yep.
Right here left. Nice. Yes.
phrase that go were that bad boy.
Good boy. Go my good boy. My good go at
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my good goats. Not my bad goes just my good goats.
I think he’s chasing you.
Who’s chasing who? Ah, yes. I thought you could get away from me.
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Tell me are you? Yeah, give me that booty. Hello. Are you throwing bombs?
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Throw a bomb at you. Not on my lawn.
Well, a little bit on your watch on my watch occasionally. And then you died.
Now If I did die,
yeah, but it’s okay. No problem. Yeah, no. Yeah. So, back up there, run back up you you get everything. Wait a minute, I
have to pause here.
It does start you at the beginning of the sample, doesn’t it? So here’s what happened.
I can’t lie to our dear listeners. I’m being entirely transparent with you. After the first death, it was 9pm. And I said, Well, I feel like I should probably reset time and just like sprint back up. Yeah,
definitely. Definitely should do that. Yes. So you after your first death, you’re like, fuck it. I’m gonna. I’m gonna song a song back to clock down and deposit my rupees. Which you did get the adult wallet for?
Yeah, that was pretty cool. I felt like time Yeah, because it felt like the boss was absorbing quite a lot of damage. Yeah, and I had spent enough time chasing him that I was pretty it was 10pm when you got back to clock down. Yeah, and I was pretty sure that if I went another go out to the moon would come crashing down.
So you have till 6am Not midnight, by the way. Oh, shit. Okay. I didn’t realize that. Yeah, so when it when it hits 6pm and says 12 hours remain. Okay. Yeah,
well, fuck. Well, let’s beat this bad boy. Hopefully before the moon crashes. Yeah, here I am. Yeah. If I’m already here, should I just reset time and like spring right back up.
It might not be a bad idea if you can. Song I’m sorry. And yourself to clock down real fast.
Do I have to go back to clock them?
You’ll you’ll it’ll put you the clock down. Anyway,
I guess I could deposit my 99
Yeah. You’ve already saved up 200 rupees. You got the adult wallet. This wallet is for adults, so don’t
sack I’m gonna try something real quick. You’re gonna try. I want to see if I can get into on Judy’s storeroom. Because if I can snag a silver rupee and then deposit more before I ever said time, that’d be swell.
I’m not mad at it. Should I feel bad about that? Yeah. Now you could check your bombers notebook real fast here and see who else can take some notes.
Hey, I’m not getting distracted now. I was just saying not getting distracted now for five care now. Okay. We’ll be back here. Don’t you worry.
I don’t want to go back to snow.
So go back to Clock Town a deposit all 99 rupees because I was maxed out on my tiny kid wallet,
which you already had 111 rupees. So that put you up to 10 Hell yeah. He was like, Oh my God, you’ve already deposited to 10 I gotta give you a gift. Here. You’re so rich. Yeah, you’re not a little kid. You need this adult wallet.
I got my adult sack. So
you can hold 200 rupees now. Yeah, that’s pretty fucking cool.
It is pretty cool. Yeah, you know what’s even cooler than that? What’s that? If you roll up to the fucking crock pot in or whatever? Yeah. Yeah. And you go and just maybe you maybe maybe you were just aware that there was a wedding dowry or funds or whatever the fuck? Employees only are
in the employees only room which is probably abandoned this late on a
three nobody else seems to be upset. really safe. keepings right. Yeah. Oh, like if they’re leaving it there then who knows who’s gonna wander in and just knowing?
Is the moon gonna use it?
I grabbed Andreas wedding funds again. Again. As positive that’s 100 rupees right there.
Yeah, backup the snow head and be Gorons back breathe in. Yeah. That’s not quite right. A little suspicious, because we already got rid of him. But you didn’t reset time? Yeah, yeah, but maybe that’s
all that reset. Yeah. Entire temple when it reset surely.
Your fairies all went away? You’re straight fairies? I don’t give a shit. Something tells me you don’t care.
Fuck off dog. You’re very rude. Alright, so only Oh my god. I do have to do everything. Yeah,
what did you okay, it’s GG easy, you got this. So the only things you keep are the large key items that you get, which are a map a compass. And if you got the special item from the temple, which in this case is the fire arrows. So Chris has his fires. He has the compass he has the map, but he’s lost all of their progress. All the doors are relog the doors are unlocked all the ice is reground all the enemies are back. I don’t know what else to say.
How are we going to do the talk through for the temple?
Give me something to talk about.
How about love Do you have my favorite part about this is this means that you spent three days in this place by yourself.
Alright, let’s go back to the clock down. We’re gonna have a real clock.
Yeah. Ah, we’re here.
Where the fuck is my arrows
mean by any What do you want? You got to get to the boss so you can get those arrows from
give me something to talk about.
Unknown Speaker 34:52
How will them live?
Some magic a must have been some magic in that all So now a great time
must have been some magic in those old silk tights
in case you didn’t know everyone at the time of this recording it is in fact I don’t know a fucking date is like April.
Sure. Yeah, I can’t wait for the actual water sample.
Technically they’re all water temples Stop telling me that
it upsets me.
I don’t know how to tell it to you. The Swamp temple and ice temple and a water temple. What do you want? Ah, you ran out of magic. We’re having a fun time. Ah, this is what we call a Christopher breaking. How do you feel about your resource management positive? Yeah,
I don’t think I could have done it better.
Okay, because you already have solved this. Wouldn’t it make the most sense to stand next to the door and then shoot all these? Hey, alright, nevermind. It was just the thought. My apologies. I don’t know what I was thinking.
You know, it’d be a really fun game to play together actually as bonus for Zelda was that cadence of Hyrule fuck that. It’s a rhythm based Zelle the Why can’t you get out? I’m not sure we’re gonna go through this one and see if that fixes it.
Ah, yeah, Christopher. Oh, yeah, just bounce and bounce enrollees. Oh
here we are. This is Chris and he’s
scorns got a slam and BOD. Yeah,
I’d say so. Can’t believe it’s gonna be day three. But it’s back there again.
Don’t Don’t you fucking do. You remember when they were making pinball games for everything. I love pinball. There’s like Pokemon pinball game and a sonic pinball game. And
this is the premise pinball game two.
I’m getting sick of hearing about the spread house. I just haven’t told me anything about. I’m tired of it.
I’ve literally just said I enjoyed it. And I started.
That’s enough. That’s enough.
We make it up to the backup to the boss. Put on your grind mask. And you start rolling? Hell yeah. Get under his legs trippin.
Oh, where does that lightning come from his
Boo is booty. Booty booty hole, booty Booty hole. Slash ADA string the other day. God and his poop was on the string. And just he was walking around outside. Just a string out of his asshole. And then like, towards me from the bottom of it. I had to put a poopy bag over my hand and pull it out of
dogs are really a triumph, aren’t they? Yeah,
we definitely should have kept breeding forever. That horse is going too fast. Catch
Yes. Ah, you died again
don’t want to you have to
don’t want to be here. Like wanting to start me outside the boss. That’s not how games I want to just fucking do it for me.
Unknown Speaker 38:28
And then you die.
Yeah, I mean, I was just I was getting back into it. Yeah, surely. Frustration will be fine. It’ll be fine. I got my groove on. Yeah. So
we come back. We’re still day one. No problem. Chris has time slowed down. It’s like 11am Not even I don’t think it’s fine. Whatever. It’s not a big deal. So you enter the boss chamber. We start rolling. Yeah, you gotta hurry chase after it even if it means throwing your own body into it. Do it so it’ll stop.
Like just Yeah, yeah. Don’t know what to expect it.
Yeah, now we’re kicking our way. Yeah. Get him throw your body into him. Ah, zapped in today’s episode of playing games. Well, Chris learn to die.
I was trying to listen to tattle
Unknown Speaker 39:17
gnome do the head should know what she’s saying.
And you died. Oh, that’s awkward. Yeah, no, that’s fine.
No, no best Yeah, it’ll be fine Third time’s the charm
always so you make your way back up to the boss open the door. He’s running Yeah, you guys start rolling and you start rolling. And he nailed it this time. Oh, thank fucking
God. I had to listen to another minute of this episode.
Yeah, this was a brutal boss fight it took Chris a while but the last go through I will give you this you only lost one heart container easy the whole the whole way through. Yeah, was was much better. Just trying it out for the episode sick. Yeah, definitely. The five hours of gameplay and the two you hours of this talk through you have to edit now Arnstein ideal yeah I’m sure you crush him yeah GG easy he collapses blows up
I want Cal mask
yeah get stuck right there oh now Good job dude hell yeah
oh can’t believe we’re about to face a second form
Unknown Speaker 40:25
oh my god how mad but up
so I get some sweet goat
remains yeah you get some goat remains and you get a heart container so your max hearts are leveled up to five now and you get you get yeah yeah remains yeah when you get the remains stuff in my pocket and put them in your pocket and you get transported yeah so just like when you beat the first temple you are kind of transported into this like Misty foggy land with these giants just going oh, oh
no I’m gonna name you this I mean life video game player. Okay, Chris Tucker. Wait, that’s actually an actor. Got that got the herpes virus. Yeah,
it’s just gonna reset time.
You gotta hide continue your maximum life energy is increased by one heart. You also get a full refill of life energy. Yeah. You barely only lost one heart that round. Come on. Forget about it. Yeah, it’s five hearts. Now. Don’t use these goats remains.
That’s pretty cool. I like that face mask. Yeah, you’ve just
freed the innocent spirit that the stark mask had kept in prison within the body of evil goat.
So there’s a bunch of evil masks. Yeah.
So describe this cutscene for me,
like you said, it’s kind of a foggy area. There’s a bunch of pillars and you’re kind of staring up at this shrouded figure. Yeah, a giant. That’s kind of moaning moaning speak a lot. I think Tatel at this point was like, what guardian or guardian is that what you’re saying? And Title infers that their protector Gods Yeah. But if your protector gods like why are you in the temples? Yeah. What are you doing this for? And what’s going on? Yeah.
And she’s like, Hey, what the fuck? Are you listening to me? Yeah, they’re not by the way now.
Yeah, we got some bubble giants.
Legs for days.
Unknown Speaker 42:24
Oh, what exactly are all of you carry? De Jens?
Guardians. So your protective gods. That’s why you’re in the temples. But why are there protective? Gods? No, wait. Are you listening to me? Hey, wait. Bye, buy. That’s all interesting. Bit of good. Good. Yeah. That that ties back into the the main storyline. Yeah, yeah. With that. You made your way back to Clock Town. Hit that owl statue and save the game. Chris, how are you feeling about today’s episode of Majoris mask exhausted? Yeah, I bet you look tired, buddy.
I’m pretty tired. But I feel accomplished. Yeah. It was probably because I didn’t finish this temple. On the last time I entered. This was kind of like a hanging over your head. Yeah, it was it was my mountain. Yeah, that means water temple is one of probably only two other temples I can do next. So I can’t believe we’re gonna spend the next 30 episodes and clock down. Yeah, I believe it. So join me a great time.
We’re gonna have a fun we’re gonna have a fun.
But yeah, no, I feel I’m feeling good. I enjoyed this temple. More than the swamp temple. I think that’s good. Yeah,
yeah. What do you think’s going on with the Giants and that cutscene and all that nonsense. So we’ve had another cutscene like that where we learned a little bit about the the four who are there bring them here from from tattles brother tail. What’s what’s going on with that? What is what are we doing here?
Well, you know, it’d be really fucking metal. What’s that? If schoolkids split a God into four different parts to like Brian like how did the ferry yes if it was just like one god four parts.
It was like hey, you guys, I’ll fuck off out of here so that I can do my deeds. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 44:16
that’d be pretty fucking cool.
That’d be pretty fucking cool.
But I don’t know they seem linked to the temple somehow. And it says when I beat these bosses that I like calmed or I like fried the spirit you
freed an innocent spirit that was trapped in the malicious mask.
Yeah, so these are the other like I didn’t expect there to be multiple evil masks, which I’m considering Majora in evil mask and it says yeah these these other spirits or bosses or whatever they may be seem to be snatch up these masks and it seems to be corrupting them.
Yeah, it’s not good.
So yeah, I don’t know. I don’t know what’s going on with the bosses but they they must be tied to sculpted, sculpted in some way I would imagine the temple if there’s four gods and there’s four temples then that kind of makes that tracks with me
the tracks. Yeah.
We’ll see. It doesn’t help that he kind of just fucked off and didn’t tell me anything
now now, but you know who will tell you stuff? People in clocked?
Yeah, so I think before o’clock down though I have a lot of exploring to do in the Gorn village.
Yeah, cuz now it’s all melted. Yeah, so it’s not a it’s not AC anymore so you can kind of travel around easier and pretty fucking cool. See what’s see what’s under all that ice?
Oh, look at that. It’s all melty. And she it? Guy, but there’s a whole bunch of you here now. No, probably not. There’s nothing else here. Ah, ah. Ah, frog frogs. Frogs and Hornets. Are there’s so many frogs. It’s a frog. Do you want he’s just gonna go swimming with the frog. Yeah, this all right. Yeah. Why don’t you on the target and get out of the fucking pool?
This Okay. Chris, what? We’ve saved the love of God. Yeah, I feel like there’s a lot to still see your area
blocked on? Do you feel like you did enough around the swamp after you cleared it out to make sure you knew everything that was going on there.
It didn’t seem like a very big area. But I can definitely see a kind of second pass episode where I hit regions that have already been in the greatest hits. Yeah. Because there’s definitely milk road which is near swamp. So I’m gonna try and check that out. Yeah, and I can probably hit the swamp at that point. I have to find the garland that gives me the powderkeg badge or whatever the fuck that yeah,
whatever it lets you use a powder keg. Yeah, you gotta figure out how to get into the ranch. Yep.
Well, there’s the giant boulder in the way that was there yet. I think the powder keg will fix that for me.
So everyone’s evacuating there on day three. Do you think that’s okay? Ah, Boulder. And
there does seem to be a little bit of an inconvenience. Maybe they all have the song of soaring? I know I do.
Unknown Speaker 47:11
Hmm. I think nananana What are you What do you think?
Did you ever watch the Camelot movie? Road to Camelot? Quest for Camelot for Camelot? Oh
hell yeah, I did. Oh, fuck. I need to rewatch that. Yeah, not. And I my older sister net. And I used to watch the fuck. Yeah, that’s
a great movie. Emery. Just watch it. Oh, what a great film, man. Yeah. So yeah, I’m pretty good. Excellent. Accomplished.
You did get today. I’m glad you. I’m glad you stuck with it. I know. Like yeah, probably pretty frustrating towards the end there. But I think you kept it pretty, pretty good attitude towards it.
I mean, I’m always having a good time.
I know. I mean, to go back and listen to Cloud Strife and this management of secrets. Understand that I know exactly. The pain. Yeah, just feeling like you should be able to do this thing. And you can’t but but yeah, it’s I think he did well. And I’m glad we’re through this now because I really want to spend some time in class. That’s all I care about. Yeah. Okay. I’m sorry. I like what I like. That’s fine. Yeah. You have any final thoughts for this episode of Madras mascaras?
I don’t think so. Thanks for bearing with us. If you can think of a better way you’d like to hear the Temple Run.
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You’re gonna create a horrible heat fish.
Yeah, this is gonna be a magma fish. I don’t know how familiar you are with like reoccurring bosses and Zelda but like Volvo Hagia the fire dragon has been around since like the NES games. And today we learned all that good origin story, which
has been Gretchen dump. Yeah, well, Maggie
has just Gretchen is
once you start dumping enough fish in there are one of them starts eating more of the other eventually it just
Yeah, I like how we could have gotten breeding but you said Nah, it’s eating yeah breed little breed little eat.
It’s like how link eventually will ascend to thick very because of all the Pharisee eats
yes eat the final theory. Thick bury herself
Unknown Speaker 50:17
please. Oh anyway
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