We continue through the Pirate Fortress in our quest for the seven eggs, but the clock is counting down and- Hey, if I turn back time, the eggs I found won't disappear, right?

We break into that sexy pirate fortress, blow up a few times, get kicked out a few times, and find a weird egg.

We take our hot new Zora bod for a spin, get the lowdown on the diva's lost voice and weird eggs, and meet a whole lotta poivoits.

We race for the gold and enjoy it so much that we repeat twelve times. Skip the first twenty minutes. After that it's alllll egg in my face.

We break into Great Bay to find a corpse, try our hand at some FPS milk defense action, and FINALLY get into the milk bar for some finely aged milk.

We return to the ranch to see what other mischief we can get up to. It was a good call, because this time we have an alien invasion to discourage!

What can I say except you're welcome? I checked out Romani Ranch so you wouldn't have to. There's not a whole lot going on, so we probably won't be back here. 

Spring has come to Goron Village, we earn the powder keg badge, win some races, and pursue some bumblefuckery.