We can no longer delay the inevitable and I say if you’re gonna do it, do it right, so we knock out the water temple in record time.

We revisit Ikana Graveyard in order to beat up a giant skeleton and inherit their undead army. We also run into some racing beavers.

I don’t have a sword, but we’re still able to chat up some athletic dogs, get kidnapped by a giant turtle, and run into some exploding Gorons.

We continue our adventures by grabbing a slimy new hat, take yet another trip back to Snowhead. and steal someone’s room key.

Today we play some duck hunt in Clock Town, but we also check out the swamp, the swamp, and the swamp. Hmm.

You may have heard the old adage “Kill two spiders with one Link”, and I think you see where this is going. Today we evict some eight-legged tenants and clean up the spider house (and do some other stuff as well).

Time to handle some much needed to-dos as we nab some new masks and cross some names out of our bomber notebook.

We continue through the Pirate Fortress in our quest for the seven eggs, but the clock is counting down and- Hey, if I turn back time, the eggs I found won’t disappear, right?

We break into that sexy pirate fortress, blow up a few times, get kicked out a few times, and find a weird egg.

We take our hot new Zora bod for a spin, get the lowdown on the diva’s lost voice and weird eggs, and meet a whole lotta poivoits.