We take our hot new Zora bod for a spin, get the lowdown on the diva’s lost voice and weird eggs, and meet a whole lotta poivoits.

We race for the gold and enjoy it so much that we repeat twelve times. Skip the first twenty minutes. After that it’s alllll egg in my face.

We break into Great Bay to find a corpse, try our hand at some FPS milk defense action, and FINALLY get into the milk bar for some finely aged milk.

We return to the ranch to see what other mischief we can get up to. It was a good call, because this time we have an alien invasion to discourage!

What can I say except you’re welcome? I checked out Romani Ranch so you wouldn’t have to. There’s not a whole lot going on, so we probably won’t be back here. 

Spring has come to Goron Village, we earn the powder keg badge, win some races, and pursue some bumblefuckery.

Our 100% perfect Snowhead Temple run continues, and thankfully, concludes. I stand victorious, a champion among the  ̶s̶a̶v̶e̶d̶  fairies. Remains in hand, I saunter out of the cleared temple, Haney’s mouth agape in admiration. 

We finally penetrate Snowhead Temple to begin dungeoning and it goes about as well as you’d expect. Chris absolutely crushes it and Haney is very impressed. 

We head back to Goronville and finally locate the chief, learn a new song, put the populace to sleep with our drum beats, and open the path to Snowhead Temple. We also begin our month long break, but we’ll be back in your ears soon enough!

Our plans for Majora’s Mask are rerouted after our save file decides to turn back time. The hunt for the missing Kafei continues, this time with results.